Fake Postgame Quotes! Orlando-Miami & Denver-Utah

"We were robbed, literally. I can't find my watch, can't find my mustache, can't find my shot, flip flop fish... man. Y'all need to get some cameras for somebody. How am I only gonna shoot a free throw?" -Wade

"I think we were really singing in the rain tonight, greeeeeeeeat ~~~ win. I l-o-v-e you Chuckles, haha yea." -Doc Howard

"I'm still here, naw mean. Aint like, naw, he aint here. I got to the arena like two hours early. Print that." -Kmart

"Yea, I thought about trying to kiss the lip tattoo like Shaq, but it's pretty close to his ear. Kinda weird." -Hayward