Thursday, April 7, 2011

Fake Post-Game Quotes - BOS vs CHI and POR vs UTH

"Devin Harris loses again!" -Ruben Patterson, 5th row

"Man I hope we can avoid the Bulls in the playoffs." -Ray Allen

"Being Devin Harris ain't easy folks." -Devin Harris

"When I was talkin' 'bout army stuff, I was trying to make a joke, but I forgot to deliver the punchline. The punchline is, "In his sleevies." Do you get it? It's funny. It's not mine. I wish I could take credit, but that's a Sprewell." -KG

"Devin Harris, ever since Dallas sent him packing, wherever he goes, his team loses. It's kind of unbelievable. Like a modern day Marbury. Hopefully he's gone soon." -Gordon Hayward

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