Driveway Courts

As promised I've compiled a comprehensive list of the official O.W.L. driveway court conditions to uphold for the good of the code of decency (when it comes to shooting hoops at your home) and honesty.

- NEW! (this is just now considered okay) Sand filled base is now fine for hoops at home.
- No plants touching driveway area near court.
- Winner of last game gets to pick dinner.
- Never break up a game because of a TV sitcom rerun.
- Driveway lights are encouraged. Playing basketball at night is the best. What I like to do is sneak out and play when every one else is asleep. It's the best.
- Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan shot baskets in the rain. But that is it. Nobody else should try.
Well. Thanks for your patience. Please remember to share the streets, and remember: repetition, repeat, and remember! (the 3 R's of O.W.L. driveway basketball).