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He's Got Baron Davis Eyes

To the tune of "She Got Bette Davis Eyes." TD3Q's first parody song.



He's Got Baron Davis Eyes

His beard is long and black.
His jaw is huge in size.
His hands demand the ball.
He's got Baron Davis eyes.

He'll dish the ball down low..
You won't have to think twice.
He's as pure as Eric Snow.
He's got Baron Davis eyes.

And he'll tease you,
He'll straight freeze you.
All the better just to beat you.
Sometimes he tries hard,
And he knows just what it takes to be a point guard.

He's got Rajon Rondo stand-off sighs,
He's got Baron Davis eyes.

He'll let you take the three.
He doesn't play defense.
He'll fall down on the floor.
He got Baron Davis eyes.

He'll take a tumble on you,
Flop like he were dice
Until you argue with the ref
He's got Baron Davis eyes.

He'll expose you,
When he goes through,
The defense won't know who he throws to.
He's ferocious, and he knows just what it takes to be a point guard.
All the Knicks think he's a nice guy
He's got Baron Davis eyes.

And he'll fall down.
He's a tall clown.
And he plays in a big time ball town.
He's a weird card,
And he knows just what it takes to be a point guard.
Knicks fans hope that he tries
He's got Baron Davis eyes.